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Slanket Onesie

Slanket Onesie

Trusted by 500,000+ Cold People

"The best $60 I've ever spent." — Jacob

THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU, IF...
• You got up for a snack and regretted it
• You want warmth that follows you to the kitchen
• You've fully committed to couch life

$29.99 USD
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  • THE ORIGINAL BLANKET WITH SLEEVES
  • OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 is a globally recognized, independent testing and certification system for textiles that ensures products are free from harmful substances and safe for human healthOEKO-TEX CERTIFIED
  • 90 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

Features & Specs

• Made from ultra-plush fleece
• Full mobility, Full warmth, zero effort

Care Instructions

  • Recommend washing it by itself.
  • 100% Polyester
  • Wash in cold water on the gently cycle
  • Dry on low.
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WHAT MAKES IT WORK

We thought of everything

Every detail exists for a reason. Gary's had 25+ years to think about it.
  • 280 gsm microfleece
  • Full-body wearable, zero cold spots
  • Goes on easy, feels like a cloud
  • Move freely, warmth comes with you
  • Walk to the kitchen, stay fully warm
  • Warm and mobile, finally
SOUND FAMILIAR?

Tired of blankets that only do half the job?

  • Cold spots the moment you shift position
  • Stand up and the warmth is gone
  • Cold again before you reach the kitchen
There is a better way. Gary found it in 1998.

Other companies looked at Slanket and thought: 'we can do that, but worse.'

They were right.

We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.

✦ Slanket ✦ The Knockoffs
Invented it ✓ 1998 No — they copied it
Fleece quality ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed Basic poly. You'll feel it.
Actual size ✓ 60" × 80" "Generous" (it isn't)
Foot pocket ✓ Properly designed A gesture, not a feature
Folds into cushion ✓ Brilliant storage Just a blanket in a pile
Safety certified ✓ OEKO-TEX Unverified
Years of refinement ✓ 25+ years Since last Tuesday
Jacob's loyalty ✓ 19 years and counting N/A

Why Slanket Wins:

  • Invented it — 1998
  • 280 gsm microfleece
  • Actually 60" × 80"
  • Foot pocket that works
  • Folds into a couch cushion
  • 25+ years of refinement

Questions we get a lot.

Honest answers. No corporate runaround.

  • Order before 12pm MST - ships same day. Standard USA delivery 3-7 days. Express options at checkout.
  • 90 days. Money back. Free returns. Unworn and unwashed only. Full policy on our returns page.
  • Jacob bought his in 2006. Uses it every day. The difference: fleece weight, construction, 20 years of refinement.
  • Cold water, gentle cycle, mild detergent, dry on low. Wash it by itself.
  • Slanket is 60 inches wide by 80 inches long. It is generously sized by design. This is not a throw blanket. This is a commitment.
  • Yes - pricing never included. Email us at customerservice@theslanket.com for a gift message.

The Slanket Family

One for every person in your life who has been doing blankets wrong.

Slanket

Slanket

The one that started it all. Full-length sleeves, a built-in foot pocket, and 60"×80". Pick yours and stop fighting with your blanket.

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Slanket Jr.

Slanket Jr.

Everything that makes the original great — the sleeves, the foot pocket — sized for little loungers. Because kids get cold too, and they deserve better than a blanket that falls off every five minutes.

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Slanket Siamese

Slanket Siamese

One Slanket. Two sets of sleeves. Because warmth is better shared.

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Stroller Slanket

Stroller Slanket

Warmth that actually stays put. Designed specifically so your little one stays cozy on the go. The same premium fleece as the original Slanket, built for life on the move.

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